1.018: fun with headlines

As I watch the press, analyst and blogger coverage of EMC's Q2'08 earnings surprise roll out, I had to chuckle at the headlines.

Now, this was not the Tony Pearson spit-my-coffee-on-my-screen-in surprise chuckle, mind you. It was more like chuckle that The Joker gives The Dark Night as he tells him "you complete me!" (sorry for the spoiler, 'Zilla).

if you bought NYSE:EMC stock yesterday, you are probably smiling today, too. I'm locked out until tomorrow AM, so I had to get my entertainment from a different source today.

I know many of my readers follow the same news and blogs that I do, but I've collected a few of the headlines that made me smile today:

Disclaimer: This list is intended for entertainment purposes only. inclusion in this list
does not constitute an endorsement by either party, nor does it imply a confirmation
of any of the opinions or speculations expressed within.

• EMC Surges After Topping Analysts’ Estimates, Defying Slowdown
  (Melita Marie Garza, Bloomberg)
• Enough to make strong men weep
  (Chris Mellor, Blocks & Files)
• EMC 'sitting on Fort Knox' sparks acquisition talk
  (Beth Pariseau, SearchStorage.com)

I'll add more as they come along - send me your favorites!

 

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Comments

[Storagezilla]

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